# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 560
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11183 "2015-02-03T06:09:16Z")
Would you like to buy a genuine imitation mother of peril inlaid bamboo souvenir back scratcher? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11184 "2015-02-03T06:13:08Z")
How about diamond-encrusted platinum hubcap covers? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11185 "2015-02-03T06:20:17Z")
Are they aerodynamically designed for optimal fuel mileage? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11186 "2015-02-03T18:28:45Z")
Can’t you hear how nicely they whistle? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11187 "2015-02-03T18:42:25Z")
For keeping you awake when driving across Nebraska? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11188 "2015-02-03T23:20:01Z")
Can we stop off in Hemingford and see Mother Abigail? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11189 "2015-02-04T04:40:04Z")
Didn’t she move to Walla Walla? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11190 "2015-02-04T04:43:30Z")
How many more times is she going to try to move away from that warrant? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11191 "2015-02-04T09:45:20Z")
What does the band who sang “Cherry Pie” have to do with this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11192 "2015-02-04T15:14:03Z")
Wasn’t Abby a big Hair Metal fan? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11193 "2015-02-04T15:21:51Z")
Abby? Abba? Waterloo talking about? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11194 "2015-02-04T15:29:50Z")
Are you gonna gimme, gimme, gimme a (wo)man after midnight? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11195 "2015-02-04T16:31:22Z")
Does your Mamma know? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11196 "2015-02-04T16:41:49Z")
Do you think she would approve? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11197 "2015-02-05T01:47:31Z")
Would she take a chance on you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11198 "2015-02-05T02:10:50Z")
Don’t you think she would if you were queen of the dance? put your crown on, Prof ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11199 "2015-02-05T02:12:38Z")
Anybody could be that guy, right? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11200 "2015-02-05T02:31:32Z")
Could I? Could I? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11201 "2015-02-05T02:58:57Z")
Don’t you know she needs a man after midnight? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11202 "2015-02-05T03:21:58Z")
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