# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 564
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11263 "2015-02-10T00:10:04Z")
Was he that wizard in Camelot? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11264 "2015-02-10T00:10:16Z")
Why haven’t I taken my boots off yet? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11265 "2015-02-10T00:11:28Z")
Is everybody drunk in here? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11266 "2015-02-10T00:14:11Z")
You prob a gotlem dith wat? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11267 "2015-02-10T00:15:41Z")
Did you pick a bad week to stop sniffing glue? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11268 "2015-02-10T00:18:28Z")
I did? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11269 "2015-02-10T00:23:28Z")
Did you know that in Soviet Russia, glue sniffs YOU? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11270 "2015-02-10T00:33:27Z")
Would that be vodka-based? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11271 "2015-02-10T01:05:20Z")
Does it adhere to the rules Absolutly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11272 "2015-02-10T01:24:11Z")
Aren’t you in high spirits today? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11273 "2015-02-10T15:14:52Z")
I was s#!±faced; did I Popov at the mouth? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11274 "2015-02-11T15:10:14Z")
Uh oh, burpo is drinking Andropov to sleep. Is time to make up guest dog bed. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11275 "2015-02-11T15:28:58Z")
Who needs a hangover cure this morning? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11276 "2015-02-11T21:50:27Z")
I just [DEL]sobered[/DEL] woke up; what’s been happening? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11277 "2015-02-11T23:13:11Z")
Is a hangover god’s way of telling you he’s jealous you had a good time? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11278 "2015-02-12T04:49:15Z")
Jesus, can’t God get His own liquor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11279 "2015-02-12T13:59:50Z")
Wouldn’t that be a somewhat whiskey business? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11280 "2015-02-12T16:28:30Z")
Would it brand(y) you as a thrillseeker? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11281 "2015-02-12T16:51:40Z")
Doesn’t that sound like a rum deal? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11282 "2015-02-12T17:14:16Z")
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