# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 565
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11283 "2015-02-12T18:03:49Z")
Why don’t you cognac to my house to discuss it? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11284 "2015-02-12T22:15:13Z")
Must we go over all this a’gin? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11285 "2015-02-12T22:31:17Z")
Are you serious? And don’t call me Sherry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11286 "2015-02-12T23:28:15Z")
Are you actually hurting or is that champagne? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11287 "2015-02-12T23:38:49Z")
What does a woman from West Virginia have in her mouth? Would you believe aperitif? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11288 "2015-02-13T05:20:48Z")
Wanna guess how many West Virginia jokes I know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11289 "2015-02-13T14:15:32Z")
11,069? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11290 "2015-02-14T00:15:56Z")
Would you believe you missed it by just THAT much? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11291 "2015-02-14T00:19:43Z")
Are you trying to be Smart? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11292 "2015-02-14T00:55:00Z")
Excuse me, but is your shoe ringing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11293 "2015-02-14T00:56:44Z")
You’d rather I just get Dumb and Dumber? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11294 "2015-02-14T13:44:32Z")
Can you really Carey that off? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11295 "2015-02-15T02:08:53Z")
Would **Kat** go for him, seeing as she can’t resist a man in uninform? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11296 "2015-02-15T02:57:29Z")
Do you mean a man in a Mask? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11297 "2015-02-15T03:16:04Z")
Isn’t she always asking who was this or that masked man? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11298 "2015-02-15T14:56:07Z")
Maybe she wants to see his “silver bullet”? ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11299 "2015-02-15T20:55:43Z")
Why, does she have a thing for Bob Seger? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11300 "2015-02-15T22:27:08Z")
Wasn’t his “silver bullet” banned? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11301 "2015-02-15T23:11:49Z")
Wasn’t the Lone Ranger diagnosed as having cancer, and was fortunate enough to find a doctor who was Chemo Savvy? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11302 "2015-02-15T23:13:54Z")
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