# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 566
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11303 "2015-02-16T19:08:34Z")
Are you saying he was born with a Silver spoon in his mouth? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11304 "2015-02-16T19:23:01Z")
That triggers a memory, but I’m hoarse today - can you understand me? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11305 "2015-02-16T20:06:49Z")
I’m not sure the Ed-stenuating circumstances will allow that, will they? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11306 "2015-02-16T20:27:09Z")
Don’t they always allow for Champions? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11307 "2015-02-16T21:04:59Z")
If someone hung an Elvis painting in the Oval Office, would it be our National Velvet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11308 "2015-02-16T21:17:13Z")
Would it be offensive to call the First Lady a Black Beauty? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11309 "2015-02-17T00:56:48Z")
Would that be the proverbial horse of a different color? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11310 "2015-02-17T01:09:02Z")
Would you roan that by me again, or better yet, paint me a picture? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11311 "2015-02-17T01:16:11Z")
I can’t quite understand you – do you have a slight sore throat and so are a quarter hoarse? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11312 "2015-02-17T01:18:06Z")
That case of the trots is making you cranky, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11313 "2015-02-17T01:25:54Z")
Why stirrup trouble? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11314 "2015-02-17T01:54:29Z")
What’s the mane problem here? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11315 "2015-02-17T02:59:42Z")
And will it last furlong? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11316 "2015-02-17T18:27:52Z")
Or will we just keep trotting these out? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11317 "2015-02-18T00:38:48Z")
Withers “Questions Only”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11318 "2015-02-18T03:57:36Z")
Do all of these puns make you a little sad(dle)? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11319 "2015-02-18T04:00:19Z")
Or do they aggravate you and make you say “what the buck?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11320 "2015-02-18T14:03:22Z")
Or pull an early April Foal’s prank on you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11321 "2015-02-18T14:46:23Z")
Anyone else ready to giddyup outta here? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11322 "2015-02-18T15:08:33Z")
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