# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1121 "2013-04-11T04:15:23Z")
Let me think, did I exert my supreme executive power to approve “fun” in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1122 "2013-04-11T12:18:36Z")
Is your supreme executive power fun-sized? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1123 "2013-04-11T18:02:14Z")
Is his supreme executive _WHAT_ fun-sized??? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1124 "2013-04-11T18:04:53Z")
Doesn’t that derive from a mandate of the masses, rather from some farsical aquatic ceremony? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1125 "2013-04-11T18:18:18Z")
Who art thou to decry the legacy of the Lady of the Lake? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1126 "2013-04-11T18:24:59Z")
Befor I de-cry it, doesn’t it have to be cried in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1127 "2013-04-11T18:51:57Z")
Do you see any tears on the floor, pal? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1128 "2013-04-11T19:04:51Z")
Are you gonna cry for me, Argentina? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1129 "2013-04-11T19:05:37Z")
Can’t you see I’m chopping onions? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1130 "2013-04-11T19:48:55Z")
Mmm, whatcha got cookin’? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1131 "2013-04-11T22:36:40Z")
How’s about cooking something up for me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1132 "2013-04-12T01:06:14Z")
Can’t you see I was first? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1133 "2013-04-12T01:08:42Z")
Who’s on first? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1134 "2013-04-12T05:34:25Z")
Is it not a question of who’s first but a question of who’s last? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1135 "2013-04-12T13:52:26Z")
Why is it always questions with you people? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1136 "2013-04-12T14:29:01Z")
Why don’t you ask the OP? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1137 "2013-04-12T14:37:21Z")
Don’t you know that we are the last of the great people who ask all the important questions? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1138 "2013-04-12T18:37:37Z")
Who were the first people to ask all the important questions? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1139 "2013-04-12T18:46:04Z")
So how many licks DOES it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1140 "2013-04-12T18:56:12Z")
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