# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 570
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11383 "2015-02-23T23:54:47Z")
You lookin’ at me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11384 "2015-02-24T00:06:59Z")
Did you know, in my religion, too many dog puns gets you eternal Dalmatian? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11385 "2015-02-24T00:08:16Z")
Do you hear us bitching? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11386 "2015-02-24T00:47:51Z")
Does anyone really give a shih tzu? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11387 "2015-02-24T02:53:06Z")
Oh, isn’t that a load of bulldog? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11388 "2015-02-24T14:53:04Z")
What kind of boxers are you wearing, furry or cotton? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11389 "2015-02-24T19:01:02Z")
If Bogey had gave Lauren Bacall a miniature dog for Christmas would it have been a Falcon Maltese? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11390 "2015-02-25T01:20:51Z")
When asked if he was from Persia, did the Shah reply, “Yep, Pomeranian?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11391 "2015-02-25T01:54:58Z")
Or would that me considered a mastiff error? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11392 "2015-02-25T02:34:58Z")
Is Hamlet really a great Dane? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11393 "2015-02-25T21:38:35Z")
When I see a pretty girl, is it wrong that I affenpinscher tush? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11394 "2015-02-25T21:40:38Z")
Shitzu want to get arrested? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11395 "2015-02-26T00:04:31Z")
Would they put you behind iron borzoi? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11396 "2015-02-26T00:14:23Z")
I’d like to finish painting the house; isn’t there more than a h **afghan** left? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11397 "2015-02-26T00:43:58Z")
Would you setter for a simple varnish? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11398 "2015-02-26T00:58:26Z")
Is an elderly Casanova a grey hound? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11399 "2015-02-26T01:02:48Z")
Has it been said the Grand Canyon is a spaniel never forget? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11400 "2015-02-26T03:08:42Z")
Does it give you paws to reflect? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11401 "2015-02-26T03:14:49Z")
Fer Shurr, it was cold last in The Valley; was that one bichon frisé? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11402 "2015-02-26T03:27:11Z")
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