# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 573
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11443 "2015-03-02T22:10:40Z")
Why, a lovely black forest ham, brie and chutney sandwich, was it yours? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11444 "2015-03-02T22:27:36Z")
Ah, c’mon, don’t you know there’s no such thing as a brie lunch? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11445 "2015-03-03T00:24:08Z")
Is that a bad thing or a gouda thing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11446 "2015-03-03T02:46:21Z")
Was de brie all that was left after the explosion at the cheese factory? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11447 "2015-03-03T02:55:35Z")
Were they holed up at the Roque Fort? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11448 "2015-03-03T02:58:27Z")
Or maybe at the Stilton? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11449 "2015-03-03T16:32:52Z")
Shall we all open our songbooks to #154 now, “What A Friend We Have In Cheeses”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11450 "2015-03-03T16:41:10Z")
Afterwards, will you tell us about the Garden of Edam? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11451 "2015-03-03T16:43:46Z")
Is that before or after the sermon on “Blessed Are the Cheese Makers”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11452 "2015-03-03T17:00:02Z")
Did you see, down at the cathedral, they have a Stinking Bishop? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11453 "2015-03-03T17:07:54Z")
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11454 "2015-03-03T17:52:02Z")
Would you like a nice it of Wensleydale, Gromit? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11455 "2015-03-03T17:54:29Z")
You didn’t know that’s my name, sir–Mr. Wensleydale? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11456 "2015-03-04T13:52:48Z")
Would that be Mr. Burpo Wensleydale? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11457 "2015-03-04T14:18:01Z")
Do they call you [“Hot Pink”](https://www.etsy.com/listing/197869702/handspun-art-yarn-houston-hot-pink)? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11458 "2015-03-04T14:24:19Z")
Would you believe not more than once? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11459 "2015-03-04T22:58:59Z")
Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I’m 64? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11460 "2015-03-05T01:43:28Z")
How much help will you need? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11461 "2015-03-05T02:29:03Z")
Should we call out the National Guard? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11462 "2015-03-05T15:29:59Z")
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