# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 574
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11463 "2015-03-05T17:48:41Z")
How much bread do you need for that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11464 "2015-03-05T17:54:43Z")
Sorry, I was loafing - what was the question? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11465 "2015-03-05T19:54:32Z")
Have you even been here since yeasterday? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11466 "2015-03-05T21:00:55Z")
Shall I toast you since you have the crust to change over to bread puns? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11467 "2015-03-05T21:06:17Z")
You be jammin’, Prof? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11468 "2015-03-05T22:11:49Z")
Is that a berry nice question to ask the **Prof** , **Kat**? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11469 "2015-03-05T22:21:45Z")
May I say it must be jelly 'cause jam don’t shake like that? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11470 "2015-03-05T23:31:24Z")
Trying to butter up someone? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11471 "2015-03-05T23:33:00Z")
Do you know how much I appreciate your rye sense of humor? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11472 "2015-03-05T23:34:19Z")
Curd that be true? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11473 "2015-03-05T23:35:45Z")
Don’t we all Wonder? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11474 "2015-03-06T02:59:05Z")
Or is that on a knead-to-know basis? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11475 "2015-03-06T03:01:21Z")
I doughno, do you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11476 "2015-03-06T03:06:11Z")
How much to visit Lady Marmalade? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11477 "2015-03-06T03:07:21Z")
Don’t bakers make most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o’clock? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11478 "2015-03-06T03:10:10Z")
Does anything speak of lovin’ like something from the oven? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11479 "2015-03-06T03:14:39Z")
Isn’t there a Shakespeare quote that would fit here? Something about much a-dough about muffin? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11480 "2015-03-06T03:29:48Z")
“Is this a Danish I see before me?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11481 "2015-03-06T19:29:39Z")
Do you have to go all the way to Kodiak Island to find a good bearclaw? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11482 "2015-03-06T20:00:55Z")
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