# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 575
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11483 "2015-03-08T01:31:05Z")
Could you make a good fruitcake if you weren’t one slice short of a loaf? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11484 "2015-03-08T01:38:08Z")
What on earth made you type good and fruitcake in the same sentence? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11485 "2015-03-08T02:09:43Z")
Have you never had the wonderful scotch fruitcakes from Europe, Australia or New Zealand? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11486 "2015-03-08T22:16:41Z")
Scots honor? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11487 "2015-03-08T23:50:14Z")
Would you give me some Girl Scots cookies instead please? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11488 "2015-03-08T23:53:15Z")
Did you hear about the boy who was kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11489 "2015-03-09T00:16:50Z")
Is he the kid who tried to start a fire by rubbing two Girl Scouts together? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11490 "2015-03-09T02:59:15Z")
Did he get any Brownie points for that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11491 "2015-03-09T03:13:51Z")
Would it be fair to say that he had to get some patches? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11492 "2015-03-09T13:40:56Z")
There isn’t a merit badge for always asking questions, is there? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11493 "2015-03-09T14:09:56Z")
Would you like to see my collection? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11494 "2015-03-09T15:13:10Z")
Would you like to come up and see my etchings? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11495 "2015-03-09T15:19:53Z")
Are you being sketchy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11496 "2015-03-09T15:35:51Z")
Are you drawn to Art? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11497 "2015-03-09T15:41:38Z")
Linkletter or Garfunkel? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11498 "2015-03-09T15:48:46Z")
No love for Carney? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11499 "2015-03-09T16:51:10Z")
Did you ever hear of a radio and TV series called _The Life of Riley_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11500 "2015-03-09T17:25:49Z")
Do I get a prize if I did? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11501 "2015-03-09T17:33:39Z")
What if there’s a tie? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11502 "2015-03-09T17:53:48Z")
Do you find it interesting that in the show _The Life of Riley_ we have an overweight blue-collar worker with a million get rich schemes (played by William Bendix on the radio, but the first role for Jackie Gleason on TV) who has a best friend/neighbor who is more than a little like Ed Norton, so much so that the creator and producer of _Riley_ sued, but settled out of court? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=574) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=576)