# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 576
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11503 "2015-03-09T18:20:07Z")
Would you hold it against me if I said “no, not particularly”? ---
**Author:** ![Anon01245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Anon01245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anon01245)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11504 "2015-03-09T20:28:18Z")
What is the meaning of life? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11505 "2015-03-09T20:37:21Z")
If I tell you won’t the Universe be instantly and inextricably replaced with something even more bizarre? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11506 "2015-03-10T01:37:37Z")
Like Poipet, Cambodia? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11507 "2015-03-10T02:29:42Z")
Except smaller, and made out of silk and cardboard, dipped in chocolate, and with a Dixieland brass band playing behind it? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11508 "2015-03-10T03:33:38Z")
Do you think if I asked CheshireKat if she has a beautiful body she’d hold it against me? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11509 "2015-03-10T15:12:42Z")
Do you think my claws are sharp enough? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11510 "2015-03-10T15:33:05Z")
What do you use to sharpen them, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11511 "2015-03-10T17:21:56Z")
Sharp enough for what, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11512 "2015-03-10T18:00:43Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Do you think my claws are sharp enough? 😃 I can dream, can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11513 "2015-03-10T18:55:08Z")
Wow, is it mating cats & dogs around here, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11514 "2015-03-10T19:42:08Z")
Don’t you know total chaos when you see it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11515 "2015-03-10T20:04:06Z")
Wouldn’t TOTAL chaos require at least one wombat? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11516 "2015-03-10T23:29:23Z")
Would you believe SDMB wasn’t notifying me of new posts!? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11517 "2015-03-10T23:50:23Z")
What? Are they missing a courier wombat, then? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11518 "2015-03-11T15:37:41Z")
How many wombats should a truly well-equipped Doper have, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11519 "2015-03-11T16:03:16Z")
Well, a guide wombat for starters, then a pair of sentinel wombats, then a clown wombat to entertain the sentinels, and, oh, four-to-six perimeter wombats, with the optional underwater team of two or three more, and the luxury of aerial wombats, mutant wombats and cyborg wombats, so, say about thirty? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11520 "2015-03-11T16:33:00Z")
Uh, you really like wombats, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11521 "2015-03-11T16:46:33Z")
Well, who doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11522 "2015-03-12T01:37:06Z")
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