# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 578
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11543 "2015-03-14T04:18:51Z")
Does nougat speak to you, Sam? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11544 "2015-03-14T14:30:07Z")
Isn’t it better than “oldgat”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11545 "2015-03-15T02:28:25Z")
Where would you place gnugat on the scale? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11546 "2015-03-15T02:57:40Z")
Have to use a truck scale, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11547 "2015-03-15T03:02:59Z")
Did you think I was talking about the entire gnu? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11548 "2015-03-15T03:04:11Z")
I don’t know, what’s gnu with you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11549 "2015-03-15T05:28:13Z")
What’s that _New York times_ motto? Something about “All the Gnus That Fits”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11550 "2015-03-15T13:11:10Z")
Have you heard that new bovine band, Huey Lewis and the Gnus? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11551 "2015-03-15T13:46:37Z")
Or the 90s hit, A Gnu Sensation? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11552 "2015-03-15T14:45:40Z")
Is it possible to teach an old dog gnu tricks? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11553 "2015-03-15T15:23:03Z")
You wanna watch that “old dog” crap? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11554 "2015-03-15T15:58:49Z")
As in “Old dog Crap’s ever faithful, Grief cannot drive him away, He’s gentle, he is kind; I’ll never, never find A better friend than old dog Crap.”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11555 "2015-03-15T16:59:42Z")
You know I meant look out where you step, right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11556 "2015-03-15T18:17:50Z")
Oh, “manure the merrier”? ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11557 "2015-03-16T10:59:22Z")
Is anyone else besides me [feeling a bit pooped](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=503462) right now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11558 "2015-03-16T11:52:26Z")
What’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11559 "2015-03-16T12:58:44Z")
Are you the invisible hand of CCD? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11560 "2015-03-16T13:14:30Z")
Do you have some kind of cloaking device? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11561 "2015-03-16T19:04:30Z")
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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11562 "2015-03-16T19:10:53Z")
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