# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 580
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11583 "2015-03-18T22:55:39Z")
Who goosed her? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11584 "2015-03-19T02:53:18Z")
So how _does_ one get down off a goose anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11585 "2015-03-20T02:27:44Z")
Play old Kool & the Gang songs? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11586 "2015-03-20T02:30:06Z")
Or degoose onto the runway? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11587 "2015-03-20T02:37:03Z")
Do I have to crane my neck to see? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11588 "2015-03-20T15:23:27Z")
Are you stork raving mad? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11589 "2015-03-20T16:19:10Z")
Is this thread gonna be nothing but bird puns from heron out? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11590 "2015-03-20T16:23:28Z")
Would you rather pun kitchen appliances or Jane Austen novels? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11591 "2015-03-20T16:33:53Z")
Ah, this is skillet me; Emma really going to have to choose? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11592 "2015-03-20T17:21:52Z")
Do we get to read Pride & Preju-toaster? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11593 "2015-03-20T18:08:38Z")
Is that next to the Lazy Lady Susan? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11594 "2015-03-21T01:36:32Z")
Did you know that when I won a new refrigerator, it was like Amana from Heaven? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11595 "2015-03-22T14:08:34Z")
Did you know that when you go to Heaven I Maytag along? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11596 "2015-03-23T03:31:20Z")
Has anyone ever called and asked you if your refrigerator was running? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11597 "2015-03-23T03:36:40Z")
_DO_ you have Prince Albert in the can? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11598 "2015-03-23T03:43:41Z")
And I really have to whizz, so how much longer is he going to spend in there? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11599 "2015-03-23T03:45:55Z")
Would you like us to bring in a Porta Potty? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11600 "2015-03-23T14:22:33Z")
Wasn’t she Charlie Brown’s girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11601 "2015-03-23T15:59:03Z")
Wasn’t she Marcy’s girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11602 "2015-03-23T20:12:23Z")
Isn’t that a bit of an assumption on Marcy’s life choices? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=579) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=581)