# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 582
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11623 "2015-03-26T02:46:28Z")
Don’t you just relish that thought? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11624 "2015-03-26T13:51:54Z")
Don’t you think you can cut the mustard? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11625 "2015-03-26T14:35:37Z")
After you have safe sex, would you maybe like a condomint? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11626 "2015-03-26T14:58:10Z")
Did anyone tell E.H. today is Keira Knightley’s birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11627 "2015-03-26T15:40:33Z")
Isn’t she over the hill? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11628 "2015-03-26T15:56:12Z")
Over the hill at 30 - are you crazy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11629 "2015-03-26T15:57:59Z")
Don’t you think you should trade her in for a younger model? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11630 "2015-03-26T16:15:16Z")
We all know EH loves Keira Knightley, the question is: does he also love Tyne Daly? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11631 "2015-03-26T16:19:07Z")
If that’s true, does he also listen to Tony Orlando & Dawn? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11632 "2015-03-26T21:17:07Z")
So **EH** loves Knightley Daly? You dog, you. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11633 "2015-03-26T22:28:44Z")
Did I miss naptime? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11634 "2015-03-26T22:48:01Z")
Isn’t there always time for a Katnap? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11635 "2015-03-27T15:09:11Z")
And if you had a chocolate bar along with it, would that be a KitKatnap? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11636 "2015-03-27T15:54:39Z")
Do you need a KitKatnapkin? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11637 "2015-03-27T17:19:01Z")
Wouldn’t that be in your MessKitKatNapkin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11638 "2015-03-27T22:52:13Z")
Or did you leave that at the Kit Kat Club? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11639 "2015-03-28T02:22:36Z")
What’s new, Pussycat? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11640 "2015-03-28T02:33:31Z")
Don’t you mean “What’s mew?” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11641 "2015-03-28T02:51:19Z")
Can you purr for me? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11642 "2015-03-28T03:00:07Z")
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