# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 584
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11663 "2015-03-30T21:28:12Z")
What is Kat-who-is-a-dame-but-not-Judi-Dench eating? Would you believe half a gourmet lemon curd/white chocolate cupcake? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11664 "2015-03-30T22:03:49Z")
Well, who has the other half? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11665 "2015-03-30T23:01:36Z")
Should whoever it is who forgot to go to the last page when she last posted just go ahead and eat the other half? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11666 "2015-03-30T23:34:23Z")
Do you know what “too late” means? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11667 "2015-03-30T23:38:36Z")
Is it my turn to grovel? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11668 "2015-03-30T23:41:08Z")
Oh, would you, please? With stiletto heels on? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11669 "2015-03-30T23:44:05Z")
Sure - do you think my stiletto heels hat goes with this orange jumpsuit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11670 "2015-03-30T23:46:48Z")
Isn’t orange the new black? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11671 "2015-03-30T23:47:20Z")
Guzzah? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11672 "2015-03-31T02:50:54Z")
Can you speak English? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11673 "2015-03-31T03:09:23Z")
Maybe he’s got a bone in his mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11674 "2015-03-31T03:21:48Z")
So we’re talking oral sex now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11675 "2015-03-31T13:08:23Z")
Maybe it’s his toothbrush? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11676 "2015-03-31T15:33:54Z")
Does 10 years without brushing cause horrible tooth decade? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11677 "2015-03-31T15:49:56Z")
Where do you get these pearls of wisdom? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11678 "2015-03-31T15:58:01Z")
Maybe he rides the Crest of the wave? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11679 "2015-03-31T16:00:12Z")
Would you believe I’ve been to the dentist so many times that I know the drill? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11680 "2015-03-31T16:34:15Z")
Would you believe I ran into a delivery truck full of toothpaste and Pepsodented my car? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11681 "2015-04-01T03:04:23Z")
Would you rather have a root canal or a root cellar? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11682 "2015-04-01T11:00:37Z")
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