# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 585
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11683 "2015-04-01T13:38:26Z")
If you eat alfalfa sprouts do you have a grass roots movement? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11684 "2015-04-01T14:30:47Z")
Tuber, or not tuber – is that the question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11685 "2015-04-01T16:21:22Z")
Have we gotten to the seed of the problem? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11686 "2015-04-01T21:56:17Z")
Idaho about that, but could you pass the creamers? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11687 "2015-04-02T02:04:06Z")
Spud of course, but, do you want fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11688 "2015-04-02T03:15:03Z")
If they’re frozen, might they give me cool-tuber-osis? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11689 "2015-04-02T03:58:12Z")
What does Mr. Birdseye have to say about this? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11690 "2015-04-02T04:00:34Z")
Why do you assume it’s MISTER Birdseye who runs things? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11691 "2015-04-02T04:06:18Z")
How could a woman ever be successful in business? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11692 "2015-04-02T04:12:09Z")
How does this huge potato feel in your mouth? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11693 "2015-04-02T12:59:23Z")
Is forced potato feeding an assault, even if justified? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11694 "2015-04-02T13:28:08Z")
Is she a pomme de terre-orist? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11695 "2015-04-03T03:25:35Z")
Did you want fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11696 "2015-04-03T15:44:04Z")
Are they sweet potato crinkle fries? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11697 "2015-04-03T16:11:02Z")
Isn’t that your new nickname? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11698 "2015-04-03T16:23:30Z")
It’s a little long for a nickname, isn’t it, Dogbreath? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11699 "2015-04-03T16:42:46Z")
Take it for a test toast? (Cheshire “Sweet potato crinkle fries” Kat. I think I’m on to something, here) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11700 "2015-04-04T04:07:21Z")
Is that like a test match? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11701 "2015-04-04T16:52:36Z")
Want me to light it and see what happens? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11702 "2015-04-05T01:31:53Z")
Ever ram a potato up someone’s exhaust pipe like I did in high school? On their car, I mean? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=584) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=586)