# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 590
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11783 "2015-04-16T03:27:35Z")
Lemme get this straight: burpo got Kat at the Home Depot? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11784 "2015-04-16T03:32:14Z")
What aisle was I in? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11785 "2015-04-16T03:34:14Z")
A fellah can f@$^\*&# dream, can’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11786 "2015-04-17T02:47:46Z")
You sure that wasn’t a nightmare? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11787 "2015-04-17T19:27:45Z")
Ever wake up from a dream, only to realize later that you’re still dreaming? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11788 "2015-04-18T13:02:35Z")
Ever get that to the fifth iteration? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11789 "2015-04-19T01:17:10Z")
Is that like hugging the toilet all night? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11790 "2015-04-19T03:05:51Z")
Isn’t it more like when the toilet hugs you back? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11791 "2015-04-19T03:42:09Z")
Can we go back to talking about Kate Upton now? [http://thedenimdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Kate-Upton-for-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-Edition-2014b-660x994.jpg](http://thedenimdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Kate-Upton-for-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-Edition-2014b-660x994.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11792 "2015-04-19T03:47:35Z")
Has Kate Upton ever hugged her toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11793 "2015-04-19T23:51:33Z")
Wouldn’t my telling you require a violation of the restraining order? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11794 "2015-04-19T23:55:49Z")
What if Kate Upton reads and posts here and is looking for a smart guy who won’t drool all over her shoes? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11795 "2015-04-20T00:55:13Z")
Kate Upton reads? What for? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11796 "2015-04-20T14:36:39Z")
It’s a fair question, innit? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11797 "2015-04-20T17:22:19Z")
What’s she got against drool? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11798 "2015-04-20T17:35:57Z")
Do you know what liquids do to fine leather? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11799 "2015-04-20T17:56:38Z")
LEATHER? As in “leashes”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11800 "2015-04-20T18:13:01Z")
Did you forget we were talking about SHOES? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11801 "2015-04-20T18:26:09Z")
Are we talking “Hush Puppies”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11802 "2015-04-20T18:34:28Z")
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