# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 594
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11863 "2015-05-01T01:54:21Z")
How long have you been away from the US? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11864 "2015-05-01T01:57:37Z")
is that a euphemism of some sort? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11865 "2015-05-01T01:59:47Z")
Isn’t a euphemism something you put innuendo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11866 "2015-05-01T03:04:13Z")
Who are you, Charlie Parker? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11867 "2015-05-01T04:51:15Z")
Was he that movie director who made _Evita_? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11868 "2015-05-01T16:46:46Z")
Do you still cry for me, Argentina? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11869 "2015-05-01T16:50:28Z")
Who’re Marge and Tina? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11870 "2015-05-01T16:51:15Z")
Aren’t they Mondegreens? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11871 "2015-05-01T18:58:43Z")
Did someone leave a cake out in the rain _again_? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11872 "2015-05-03T03:03:42Z")
Don’t you still have the recipe? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11873 "2015-05-04T16:14:54Z")
Shouldn’t you always save the receipt? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11874 "2015-05-04T17:17:48Z")
Do you like piles and piles of paper in every drawer of your house? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11875 "2015-05-04T21:47:12Z")
Isn’t that why God invented scanners? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11876 "2015-05-05T01:39:22Z")
I thought he invented Scandinavians? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11877 "2015-05-05T18:05:14Z")
Wouldn’t you rather scan da beach again? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11878 "2015-05-06T02:45:28Z")
Are we going surfing? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11879 "2015-05-06T11:16:58Z")
Will you wave as I surf by? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11880 "2015-05-06T11:24:05Z")
Don’t time and tide wait for no man? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11881 "2015-05-06T11:27:30Z")
See, we’d already covered that, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11882 "2015-05-06T20:44:46Z")
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