# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 597
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11923 "2015-05-17T05:15:12Z")
The last to post wins, so that’s me… right? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11924 "2015-05-17T09:43:50Z")
How can I break this to you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11925 "2015-05-17T12:52:01Z")
Can you do it gently? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11926 "2015-05-17T14:56:49Z")
Maybe she likes it rough? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11927 "2015-05-17T15:57:35Z")
Maybe you are both right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11928 "2015-05-17T17:45:22Z")
Isn’t that an oxymoron? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11929 "2015-05-17T17:58:54Z")
Isn’t that your properly-fitting shoe? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11930 "2015-05-17T23:39:05Z")
Isn’t it a boot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11931 "2015-05-18T13:25:38Z")
Isn’t it a beaut? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11932 "2015-05-18T13:44:28Z")
Are we in Montana? Isn’t it a butte? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11933 "2015-05-19T03:28:09Z")
Did you know that back in Albuquerque, we constantly referred to Elephant Butte as Elephant Butt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11934 "2015-05-21T01:16:46Z")
So I won again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11935 "2015-05-21T14:15:54Z")
How DO you do it, O Pachyderm Posterior? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11936 "2015-05-21T16:24:17Z")
Could you also phrase that as a Mastodon Mesa? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11937 "2015-05-21T16:38:27Z")
Aren’t you guys being a little irrelephant? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11938 "2015-05-21T16:40:43Z")
Well, after all, in the long run of things, is it not a case of “to behemoth or not to behemoth”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11939 "2015-05-21T16:53:00Z")
If you’ve seen one lion catch an elephant, have you seen a maul? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11940 "2015-05-21T16:56:13Z")
If the elephant escapes, is that predation or depredation? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11941 "2015-05-21T19:55:18Z")
Isn’t every elephant’s favorite Fleetwood Mac album _Tusk_? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11942 "2015-05-23T00:39:24Z")
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