# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 598
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11943 "2015-05-23T00:48:29Z")
It whined? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11944 "2015-05-23T00:58:08Z")
Aren’t you clever? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11945 "2015-05-23T00:59:02Z")
How’d you know my middle name? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11946 "2015-05-23T01:04:57Z")
I thought Trouble was your middle name? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11947 "2015-05-23T01:05:24Z")
I thought your middle name was Hadriangertiephartwinklepuffinstuff? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11948 "2015-05-23T01:12:10Z")
Wouldn’t you agree that a middle name of Hadriangertiephartwinklepuffinstuff is better than \_ ? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11949 "2015-05-23T01:13:38Z")
\_ Francis? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11950 "2015-05-23T01:32:55Z")
And what, may I ask, is wrong with Francis? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11951 "2015-05-23T01:40:08Z")
Wouldn’t we all like to know? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11952 "2015-05-23T01:57:59Z")
How did you get Francis from \_ ? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11953 "2015-05-23T02:05:31Z")
Maybe I read your mind? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11954 "2015-05-23T02:21:49Z")
Are you dizzy now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11955 "2015-05-24T02:38:22Z")
Do yer have vertigo, or do you live nearby? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11956 "2015-05-24T02:39:46Z")
You aren’t going to ask about Prince Albert in a can, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11957 "2015-05-24T02:46:22Z")
He’s English, wouldn’t he be in the loo? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11958 "2015-05-24T02:49:37Z")
Isn’t that in Paris? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11959 "2015-05-24T02:52:27Z")
Hey, what’s wrong with my middle name??? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11960 "2015-05-24T03:03:40Z")
Aren’t you a little behind? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11961 "2015-05-24T05:13:10Z")
Umm…I see what you did there? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11962 "2015-05-25T04:17:53Z")
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