# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 599
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11963 "2015-05-25T05:33:00Z")
Unless they can’t hear you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11964 "2015-05-25T15:19:18Z")
Isn’t that an asinine question? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11965 "2015-05-25T15:29:23Z")
Did you just crack a joke? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11966 "2015-05-25T16:19:45Z")
Isn’t that statement a posteriori? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11967 "2015-05-26T01:15:03Z")
What does it mean when these jokes are all abutted together like this? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11968 "2015-05-26T01:19:16Z")
Did you know the ass-joke capital of the world is Derry, Eire? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11969 "2015-05-26T01:34:48Z")
If someone butt dials you, is that a booty call? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11970 "2015-05-26T16:21:03Z")
Isn’t this thread fundamentally silly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11971 "2015-05-27T02:32:37Z")
You really think so? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11972 "2015-05-27T03:42:38Z")
Would you prefer a silly thread or silly string? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11973 "2015-05-27T04:01:12Z")
Is this the silly season? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11974 "2015-05-27T13:04:07Z")
Are you ready for the Summer? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11975 "2015-05-27T17:11:10Z")
Won’t it come whether or not I’m ready? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11976 "2015-05-27T17:23:26Z")
Isn’t that more of a teenage issue? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11977 "2015-05-27T17:55:21Z")
You mean I’ve spent the last 30 years being a teenager? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11978 "2015-05-28T12:44:28Z")
So, what works best on your chronic zits? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11979 "2015-05-28T15:47:51Z")
Do you STILL need to know? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11980 "2015-05-28T15:52:17Z")
Wouldn’t it be more helpful to answer his question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11981 "2015-05-28T17:48:20Z")
Shouldn’t someone who’s been a teenager for 30 years be considered a knowledgeable font of puberty skin care products? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11982 "2015-05-28T18:56:40Z")
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