# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 611
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12203 "2015-07-04T21:01:51Z")
CheshireKat, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12204 "2015-07-04T21:17:12Z")
So of course I would not be asking a non-question such as “mutts can’t rub their tummies and chew gum at the same time” now, would I \ ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12205 "2015-07-04T22:23:40Z")
Did you just say something with a huge grin on your face? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12206 "2015-07-04T22:32:43Z")
What face? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12207 "2015-07-04T23:39:38Z")
That thing with egg on it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12208 "2015-07-04T23:54:45Z")
Are you talking about my facial mask? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12209 "2015-07-04T23:59:35Z")
So you’re into facials, eh? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12210 "2015-07-05T00:03:36Z")
Is that Kate Upton behind you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12211 "2015-07-05T00:05:50Z")
Because behind every great man is a woman? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12212 "2015-07-05T00:12:10Z")
Or is it because I’m at expert at deflection? ---
**Author:** ![MmeRose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@MmeRose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MmeRose)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12213 "2015-07-05T00:13:49Z")
Who is Kate Upton when she’s at home? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12214 "2015-07-05T00:22:10Z")
AlterKate-tion? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12215 "2015-07-05T02:23:53Z")
Phyllis Diller? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12216 "2015-07-05T02:42:21Z")
Isn’t she the one who said, “Housework won’t kill you, but then again why take the chance”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12217 "2015-07-05T05:33:14Z")
What can you say about a woman whose husband is called “Fang”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12218 "2015-07-05T12:21:28Z")
Was it because he was pretty sharp? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12219 "2015-07-05T19:27:54Z")
Or maybe his humor was even more pointed than hers? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12220 "2015-07-05T19:36:26Z")
Didn’t she have points all her own, way up high? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12221 "2015-07-05T22:05:14Z")
Didn’t you say to look at your face? ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12222 "2015-07-06T01:51:06Z")
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