# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 615
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12283 "2015-07-17T23:41:59Z")
Did he wanna Seymour Butts? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12284 "2015-07-18T01:10:53Z")
Has anyone checked the terrorist watch list for Ahmed Adoudi? ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12285 "2015-07-18T04:41:59Z")
Have we really come to this? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12286 "2015-07-18T05:04:07Z")
Isn’t it obvious, man? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12287 "2015-07-19T03:40:11Z")
Can’t I just read the newspaper in peace? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12288 "2015-07-19T17:26:32Z")
Newspaper?!? What century do you think this is, man? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12289 "2015-07-19T17:27:57Z")
Maybe he has a parakeet? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12290 "2015-07-19T17:40:49Z")
He has two? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12291 "2015-07-19T17:59:25Z")
You mean a cockatoo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12292 "2015-07-19T18:10:52Z")
That’s a rather personal question, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12293 "2015-07-19T22:17:11Z")
The early twenty-first century? The one that still has newspapers? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12294 "2015-07-20T15:48:43Z")
Isn’t print dead yet? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12295 "2015-07-20T16:45:07Z")
It’s not dead, it’s just resting - right? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12296 "2015-07-20T18:46:31Z")
Didn’t Egon say that, **EH**? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12297 "2015-07-21T02:09:03Z")
So, where has Egon gone? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12298 "2015-07-21T02:24:29Z")
Did anyone miss me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12299 "2015-07-21T02:25:13Z")
Egon? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12300 "2015-07-21T02:26:32Z")
Do chickens fly? ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12301 "2015-07-21T02:28:23Z")
What came first, the chicken or the fly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12302 "2015-07-21T02:29:07Z")
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