# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 623
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12443 "2015-08-06T03:12:23Z")
Is that how you walken the dark? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12444 "2015-08-06T18:51:27Z")
Is his first name Skip? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12445 "2015-08-06T23:25:37Z")
Does he have the trots? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12446 "2015-08-06T23:30:10Z")
Why canter we all just get along? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12447 "2015-08-06T23:34:35Z")
Would it help if one were well heeled? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12448 "2015-08-06T23:55:10Z")
Are you trying to stirrup trouble? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12449 "2015-08-07T00:02:19Z")
Aren’t these puns spats rather pointless? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12450 "2015-08-07T00:20:44Z")
You got a better idea? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12451 "2015-08-07T00:36:34Z")
Would you mind if I slipped in my “why the long face” and “are you feeling a little hoarse” puns? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12452 "2015-08-07T00:46:30Z")
Can you slip on a banana peel while you’re at it? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12453 "2015-08-07T01:05:30Z")
Sure, but would you mind if I first get this piano up these stairs, as there’s a lady with a baby stroller that wants to get by? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12454 "2015-08-07T01:18:35Z")
Would you believe I told my monkey six times not to throw the peels out of the stroller? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12455 "2015-08-07T01:35:06Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Would you mind if I slipped in my “why the long face” and “are you feeling a little hoarse” puns? Who am I, Sarah Jessica Parker? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12456 "2015-08-07T01:49:45Z")
Surely any attempt at suppressing equine punnery now would be a case of closing the stable door after the horse has bolted? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12457 "2015-08-07T01:52:39Z")
Doesn’t that depend on wither the yea’s or the neigh’s have it? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12458 "2015-08-07T01:57:58Z")
Champing at the bit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12459 "2015-08-07T02:04:59Z")
So now we all have to pony up? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12460 "2015-08-07T02:15:09Z")
Is beer still sold in pony bottles? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12461 "2015-08-07T03:02:47Z")
Served with horse d’oeuvres? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12462 "2015-08-07T03:53:54Z")
Shouldn’t that be spelled _d’hoovers_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=622) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=624)