# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 625
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12483 "2015-08-09T14:44:12Z")
Would you please wake me when it’s over? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12484 "2015-08-09T15:15:18Z")
What would the Donald do if Kate were on the rag? ---
**Author:** ![GO\_FOR\_JOE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90db22/32.png) [@GO\_FOR\_JOE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GO_FOR_JOE)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12485 "2015-08-09T17:05:15Z")
what does the fox say? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12486 "2015-08-10T00:04:06Z")
“Welcome, Joe, you got any chewing gum?” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12487 "2015-08-10T00:31:51Z")
Wouldn’t it make more sense to ask him for coffee? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12488 "2015-08-10T16:35:47Z")
That WOULD make a latte more sense, wouldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12489 "2015-08-10T17:26:42Z")
Would you guys stop grinding Joe and maybe give him a shot? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12490 "2015-08-10T17:28:07Z")
Java have the feeling you’d heard all these puns before? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12491 "2015-08-10T22:18:34Z")
Isn’t this the whole point of these forums, to give us freedom to espresso ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12492 "2015-08-10T22:38:40Z")
Unfiltered free espresso at its finest, you could say? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12493 "2015-08-11T00:54:37Z")
Would it get a gold star, bucks and buckaroos? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12494 "2015-08-11T01:15:26Z")
Would that be a perk? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12495 "2015-08-11T14:14:54Z")
Would it suit you to a tea? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12496 "2015-08-11T15:21:37Z")
Might you find out if you cozied up to me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12497 "2015-08-11T15:26:01Z")
One lump or two? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12498 "2015-08-11T17:52:47Z")
Did you know Jamaican me crazy? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12499 "2015-08-12T12:41:35Z")
Are lines like these what made the Earl grey? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12500 "2015-08-12T12:50:38Z")
Can’t we all just get oolong? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12501 "2015-08-12T13:05:43Z")
Or do our jests make you wanna cough up an herbal? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12502 "2015-08-12T13:14:38Z")
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