# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 628
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12543 "2015-08-15T01:44:17Z")
Gesundheit? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12544 "2015-08-15T01:44:39Z")
Han and Chewie? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12545 "2015-08-15T01:49:18Z")
Does Chewbacca have fleas? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12546 "2015-08-15T01:50:19Z")
Quit making fun of me - I got it right! Chạn hiw or ฉันหิว which means “I’m hungry” in Thai. HAH! Oh, and ? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12547 "2015-08-15T01:53:21Z")
Are Thai fleas mild or spicy? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12548 "2015-08-15T01:56:06Z")
Do you have to buy them in a flea market? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12549 "2015-08-15T01:57:26Z")
Can you buy them at a discount? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12550 "2015-08-15T01:57:31Z")
Don’t fleas suck? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12551 "2015-08-15T21:21:27Z")
I’ll bite, do they? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12552 "2015-08-16T01:13:20Z")
Did you hear about the dog that went to the flea circus and stole the show? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12553 "2015-08-16T01:28:05Z")
Where did he take it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12554 "2015-08-16T01:34:26Z")
Or did he just flea the scene? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12555 "2015-08-16T01:37:16Z")
Weren’t the circus owners rather ticked off? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12556 "2015-08-16T01:39:13Z")
You mean it bugged them? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12557 "2015-08-16T01:54:52Z")
How long are you lot going to continue these lousy puns? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12558 "2015-08-16T08:54:53Z")
Are you expecting an ant, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12559 "2015-08-16T13:48:04Z")
Mite as well, but if he gets one, will we need to apply moth-to-moth resuscitation? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12560 "2015-08-16T14:21:34Z")
Might he prefer a bit of buggery instead? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12561 "2015-08-16T15:34:48Z")
What, centipedophilia? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12562 "2015-08-16T17:27:59Z")
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