# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 629
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12563 "2015-08-17T04:03:13Z")
Isn’t a pedo-file something you use to trim your child’s fingernails? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12564 "2015-08-17T14:52:15Z")
A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar, and can you guess what he ordered? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12565 "2015-08-17T14:54:16Z")
A Flaming Orgy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12566 "2015-08-17T15:00:34Z")
What would Ron Jeremy do? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12567 "2015-08-17T15:22:26Z")
And will he shave first? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12568 "2015-08-17T15:59:26Z")
What if he had hiccups? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12569 "2015-08-17T17:28:02Z")
Do hiccups require hicsaucers? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12570 "2015-08-17T20:25:28Z")
Wouldn’t you rather have hiccups than hiccdowns? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12571 "2015-08-17T20:28:05Z")
Isn’t it the hicsideways that really mess you up? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12572 "2015-08-17T22:22:26Z")
Is that the same as hicdiagonals? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12573 "2015-08-18T00:15:25Z")
What must the first person who got hiccups have thought? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12574 "2015-08-18T03:21:47Z")
How do I get rid of these things? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12575 "2015-08-18T03:39:18Z")
Lysol? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12576 "2015-08-18T11:20:25Z")
Is carnut’s real name Sol? Are you accusing him of lying? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12577 "2015-08-18T16:38:16Z")
C’mon, would such a sunny personality debase himself by lying? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12578 "2015-08-18T17:25:54Z")
She wants to lay with Sol? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12579 "2015-08-18T17:34:06Z")
Did it finally dawn on you? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12580 "2015-08-18T21:05:30Z")
She was from the delta, wasn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12581 "2015-08-18T21:21:13Z")
What’s that flower she had on? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12582 "2015-08-18T21:39:07Z")
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