# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1241 "2013-04-29T03:23:02Z")
Is that a euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1242 "2013-04-29T05:00:54Z")
Can’t we go off on some silly tangent now, unrelated to the most recent questions? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1243 "2013-04-29T06:46:08Z")
Hasn’t that been a staple of this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1244 "2013-04-29T12:14:32Z")
Where do you buy your staples? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1245 "2013-04-29T13:05:41Z")
What is the name of that office superstore? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1246 "2013-04-29T13:56:28Z")
The place where [del]everyone[/del] everything is easy? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1247 "2013-04-29T14:06:11Z")
You mean easy like Sunday mornings? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1248 "2013-04-29T14:09:14Z")
Are there any other Lionel Richie fans in the house? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1249 "2013-04-29T15:01:51Z")
Hello? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1250 "2013-04-29T15:05:03Z")
Is it me you’re looking for? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1251 "2013-04-29T15:14:21Z")
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1252 "2013-04-29T15:18:58Z")
Did anyone else mishear the line “Only the lonely can play” as “Only the lonely get laid”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1253 "2013-04-29T15:27:32Z")
Are you the Lady Mondegreen? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1254 "2013-04-29T16:19:50Z")
Is so, should we call you “Your Ladyship,” or are you entitled to some other honorific? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1255 "2013-04-29T17:00:30Z")
Was that last word “honorific” or “horrorific”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1256 "2013-04-29T17:35:45Z")
Can’t you see it with your own two eyes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1257 "2013-04-29T17:39:22Z")
If you close your eyes, do you have Double Vision? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1258 "2013-04-29T18:13:06Z")
Are you some kinda fereigner? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1259 "2013-04-29T18:35:21Z")
Do you need to see mein Identity Papers? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1260 "2013-04-29T19:07:27Z")
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