# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 632
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12623 "2015-08-25T14:47:47Z")
Why is there no penguin on the telly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12624 "2015-08-25T15:17:00Z")
What island was Noah on where there was an elephant, AND a hamster, AND a Penguin??? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12625 "2015-08-25T15:22:21Z")
What do I look like, an atlas? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12626 "2015-08-25T15:25:16Z")
Why, do bullies kick sand in your face? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12627 "2015-08-25T15:59:20Z")
Why _do_ bullies kick sand in your face? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12628 "2015-08-25T16:05:53Z")
When life gives you sand, do you make sandpaper? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12629 "2015-08-25T16:20:38Z")
When life gives you sour grapes, does it cause you to whine? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12630 "2015-08-25T16:57:00Z")
Is this the real life? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12631 "2015-08-25T17:06:53Z")
Or is it just fantasy football? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12632 "2015-08-25T17:11:59Z")
Is there no escape from this reality? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12633 "2015-08-25T18:25:41Z")
What makes you certain we haven’t escaped another worse reality to reach this one? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12634 "2015-08-26T01:47:10Z")
Won’t you open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12635 "2015-08-26T01:49:59Z")
What, and let a bird poop on me? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12636 "2015-08-26T01:55:15Z")
Isn’t there that age-old saying: “The one who looks to the skies will not get hit by falling piano”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12637 "2015-08-26T01:55:42Z")
I Ching? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12638 "2015-08-26T02:09:13Z")
Doesn’t that sound more like Confusion than Confucius? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12639 "2015-08-26T02:28:14Z")
Isn’t Confucius the guy who wrote about anal sex? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12640 "2015-08-26T04:15:27Z")
Isn’t Edward Bulwer-Lytton the guy who said “The Penis Mightier”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12641 "2015-08-26T11:37:29Z")
What school did ya’ll go to, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12642 "2015-08-26T12:57:51Z")
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