# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 636
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12703 "2015-09-01T01:44:33Z")
Don’t you just gotta do what you gotta poo? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12704 "2015-09-01T01:45:39Z")
What’s with all these offal questions? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12705 "2015-09-01T01:47:30Z")
Oh, why don’t you just scat? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12706 "2015-09-01T02:58:16Z")
Would you be my number two? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12707 "2015-09-01T04:03:34Z")
Does drinking Metamucil really get the potty started? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12708 "2015-09-01T12:18:27Z")
Does Prof. X use X-Lax? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12709 "2015-09-02T03:41:54Z")
Would anyone here like to try my chewing gum? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12710 "2015-09-02T16:21:25Z")
Did you leave it on the bedpost overnight? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12711 "2015-09-02T16:48:40Z")
Were you bedding the Doublemint twins? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12712 "2015-09-02T20:04:59Z")
Are they only twice the fun in the sack, or is there some kind of sexually-exponential thang going on there? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12713 "2015-09-02T23:51:54Z")
Wouldn’t anyone rather have fun with the Trident Triplets? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12714 "2015-09-03T03:33:39Z")
Don’t you find threesomes more trouble than they’re worth? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12715 "2015-09-03T13:18:08Z")
Wouldn’t it have been great if, instead of a war, Helen, Menelaus and Paris had just had a menage-a-Troy? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12716 "2015-09-03T13:19:32Z")
Wouldn’t that be a horse of a different color? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12717 "2015-09-03T14:31:15Z")
Are you Hectoring him? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12718 "2015-09-03T15:01:40Z")
Or Priam-ing the pump? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12719 "2015-09-03T16:31:10Z")
Isn’t it true he Achilles the first person to insult him? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12720 "2015-09-03T17:29:42Z")
Do you realize Eris no way to be sure of that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12721 "2015-09-05T00:20:23Z")
Or is that lack of perception just your personal Achilles heel? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12722 "2015-09-05T14:04:30Z")
Or is it a case of Hera today, Gorgon tomorrow? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=635) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=637)