# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12723 "2015-09-05T16:06:02Z")

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Shouldn’t we get Kraken on this?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12724 "2015-09-06T15:11:26Z")

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Speaking of classics and grammar, is it true a good Latin student never declines sex?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12725 "2015-09-06T16:06:33Z")

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Would a good sorority motto be: We don’t conjugate, we decline?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12726 "2015-09-06T17:26:05Z")

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While the frat rats are saying “Coitus ergo sum.”?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12727 "2015-09-06T17:53:33Z")

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Umm…can I use that?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12728 "2015-09-07T01:16:56Z")

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How could I possibly stop you?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12729 "2015-09-07T01:20:36Z")

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Restraining order?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12730 "2015-09-07T01:21:46Z")

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Oh, would you? With high heels and fish nets on?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12731 "2015-09-07T01:27:08Z")

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Do you want the fish taken out of the nets first?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12732 "2015-09-07T15:50:37Z")

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Are you trawling for trolls or strolling for strumpets?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12733 "2015-09-07T16:25:28Z")

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Were you in a Chinese restaurant with a wonton hussy?

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12734 "2015-09-07T22:35:41Z")

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Are you on an egg roll?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12735 "2015-09-07T23:35:48Z")

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Did Hitler eat Chow Mein Kampf?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12736 "2015-09-08T01:48:55Z")

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How come no one managed to wok right in and make a “sloppy seconds” remark for **burpo’s** post No. 12,718?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12737 "2015-09-08T20:27:08Z")

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Because he’s gonna getcha, Szechuan way or another?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12738 "2015-09-08T22:55:54Z")

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Did you have something in particular, or is it a general Tso-and-Tso?

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12739 "2015-09-09T20:26:51Z")

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Do you think I will make a wonton query and end up with egg foo young on my face?

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12740 "2015-09-09T21:34:56Z")

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Dim Sum body make a reference to noodling around with strumpets?

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12741 "2015-09-09T22:11:42Z")

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Would you find it rude if I said I really couldn’t give a Peking Duck?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12742 "2015-09-09T22:13:42Z")

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Do you need a coupon for a Big Pho King deal?

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