# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 638
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12743 "2015-09-10T02:10:22Z")
Is it still wok and (spring) roll to you? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12744 "2015-09-10T03:12:58Z")
Are you low, mainly? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12745 "2015-09-10T03:22:37Z")
I like Chinese food as much as the next guy, but how can I ever believe a chicken fried this rice? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12746 "2015-09-10T15:27:19Z")
Am I the only one who just grabs double handfuls of shrimp out of the ice-filled bowl? And one Chinese donut? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12747 "2015-09-10T15:39:21Z")
Is that your fortune, cookie? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12748 "2015-09-10T15:51:59Z")
Didja hear about the Jewish entrepreneur who opened a Chinese restaurant, and called it General Matzo’s? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12749 "2015-09-10T17:06:26Z")
Didja hear about the restaurant serving Ethiopian cuisine, whose only menu item is an empty plate? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12750 "2015-09-10T17:10:56Z")
Was the chef French? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12751 "2015-09-10T17:14:49Z")
If we go to the Zoo for lunch can I have finch and chimps? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12752 "2015-09-10T17:26:44Z")
If we supersize our order, will it go straight to our hippos? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12753 "2015-09-10T17:54:26Z")
If NASA starts using monkeys again, will they drink Orangu-Tang? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12754 "2015-09-10T22:39:29Z")
Do rhino any gnu jokes for this round? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12755 "2015-09-10T22:42:59Z")
Is anyone else finding coming up with animal puns aardvark? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12756 "2015-09-10T22:43:10Z")
Is that supposed to make us yak it up? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12757 "2015-09-10T23:03:12Z")
Aren’t there about a gazelleon of these jests, and is it still not true that lemur the merrier? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12758 "2015-09-11T00:15:46Z")
Oh deer, ocelot of animal puns, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12759 "2015-09-11T04:18:48Z")
If you think that’s a lot then I think you’re echidna self, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12760 "2015-09-11T04:35:06Z")
Do you have koalafication to judge that, or is it irrelephant? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12761 "2015-09-11T04:56:25Z")
You think this is some kind of kangaroo court? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12762 "2015-09-11T05:57:38Z")
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