# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1261 "2013-04-29T19:27:01Z")
Vhat makes you think I wasn’t in Argentina the whole time? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1262 "2013-04-29T19:29:45Z")
Have you been looking over your shoulder for the Mossad all these years? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1263 "2013-04-29T19:33:33Z")
Mossad, you say? Do you mean I’ve been on the run from the touring company of Marat/Sade all this time for nothing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1264 "2013-04-30T03:16:22Z")
Or are you waiting for Godot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1265 "2013-04-30T11:54:15Z")
Am I? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1266 "2013-04-30T13:45:39Z")
Speaking of Godot, when is Jesus coming back? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1267 "2013-04-30T14:25:19Z")
Do you expect uniformity of opinion on that one? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1268 "2013-04-30T16:32:24Z")
Yes, you might find quite a wide variance in beliefs as to that, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1269 "2013-04-30T16:46:17Z")
On the other hand, do you have this Thursday afternoon open? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1270 "2013-05-02T03:07:53Z")
Which time zone? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1271 "2013-05-02T05:00:08Z")
And, I have to ask, on what planet? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1272 "2013-05-02T11:50:23Z")
Would Thursday still be named Thursday in another planet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1273 "2013-05-02T12:06:43Z")
What are you doing next Vrbstlkday? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1274 "2013-05-02T14:44:24Z")
You mean the Russian holiday? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1275 "2013-05-02T14:48:03Z")
С днём рождения! Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей; Как поживаете? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1276 "2013-05-02T14:51:21Z")
You want to park your car in my laundry room? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1277 "2013-05-02T14:53:51Z")
Where did you want me to park, in the basement? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1278 "2013-05-02T14:56:53Z")
Can you pahk your cah in Havahd Yahd? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1279 "2013-05-02T15:03:42Z")
Don’t you have a personalized spot by the Wren Building? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1280 "2013-05-02T15:11:50Z")
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