# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 641
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12803 "2015-09-17T02:10:18Z")
Don’t you know ANY old jokes? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12804 "2015-09-17T02:13:09Z")
Don’t you recognize my Ed McMahon impression? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12805 "2015-09-17T13:55:46Z")
Are you say I may have won the grand prize from Publisher’s Clearing House? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12806 "2015-09-17T14:31:09Z")
Are operators standing by? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12807 "2015-09-17T15:48:40Z")
Are we back to sex chat lines? ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12808 "2015-09-17T16:00:33Z")
What do you mean “back to”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12809 "2015-09-17T16:19:04Z")
How much is it a minute these days? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12810 "2015-09-17T16:27:03Z")
What do you mean by “it”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12811 "2015-09-17T16:36:24Z")
Shall we ask the It girl? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12812 "2015-09-17T16:46:07Z")
Clara Bow or one of the later pretenders? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12813 "2015-09-17T16:47:55Z")
In the modern age, wouldn’t an IT girl be desirable too? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12814 "2015-09-17T18:56:46Z")
**I** nteresting **T** aa-taas? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12815 "2015-09-17T20:17:52Z")
Imogene Titwillow? Irene Throckmorton? Iphigenia Turner-Hooch-Entwhistle-Macaw? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12816 "2015-09-18T00:29:46Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Imogene Titwillow? Irene Throckmorton? Iphigenia \*\*Turner-Hooch-\*\*Entwhistle-Macaw? Isn’t she the one that chewed the headrests on my carseats? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12817 "2015-09-18T00:34:42Z")
Didn’t she also do a crap on your kitchen floor? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12818 "2015-09-18T00:59:07Z")
Did you have to remind me of that? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12819 "2015-09-18T01:36:23Z")
Didn’t she then wipe her ass by dragging it across your living room carpet? Or was that someone else? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12820 "2015-09-18T01:57:21Z")
Geez, who have you guys been dating? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12821 "2015-09-18T02:27:14Z")
Real dogs? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12822 "2015-09-18T02:35:11Z")
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