# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 643
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12843 "2015-09-20T00:56:15Z")
I dunno, some Roman dude? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12844 "2015-09-20T02:26:30Z")
Do you Colo 'em as you sseum? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12845 "2015-09-20T03:47:14Z")
I’m for 'em, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12846 "2015-09-20T03:57:13Z")
Could a Roman citizen disappear without Thrace? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12847 "2015-09-20T13:53:48Z")
You _do_ ask these questions at Mass, don’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12848 "2015-09-20T15:31:25Z")
Have you come to bury me or praise me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12849 "2015-09-20T16:12:48Z")
Can’t we do BOTH? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12850 "2015-09-20T18:08:30Z")
Do you want me to be a brute? Will you besides me march? I’d lend you anything, but aren’t you in arrears? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12851 "2015-09-20T19:42:59Z")
Isn’t there a wolf somewhere you could be nursing from? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12852 "2015-09-20T20:05:11Z")
Isn’t that activity restricted to the back of the bus? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12853 "2015-09-21T00:13:16Z")
Is that what’s meant by “going greyhound”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12854 "2015-09-21T00:29:29Z")
Is that like the song “Whippet” by Devo? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12855 "2015-09-21T00:33:28Z")
I already asked about Macedonia, but I’m thinking maybe he was a Dalmation? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12856 "2015-09-21T00:52:23Z")
Well, how do you spot a Dalmatian? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12857 "2015-09-21T03:14:18Z")
Is “tree” a split black mountain? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12858 "2015-09-21T03:26:06Z")
Was it on a stick? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12859 "2015-09-21T12:44:17Z")
Was it brown and sticky? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12860 "2015-09-21T17:40:19Z")
Oh, jeez, are you going to make a submarine joke next? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12861 "2015-09-21T21:11:13Z")
How about a naval destroyer joke? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12862 "2015-09-21T21:21:19Z")
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