# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 644
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12863 "2015-09-22T00:10:25Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Was it brown and sticky? > > > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > > > Oh, jeez, are you going to make a submarine joke next? I don’t follow the track… ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12864 "2015-09-22T00:13:30Z")
I can’t keep up - now we’re doing railroad jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12865 "2015-09-22T00:23:23Z")
Railroad? I thought you sunk my Battleship? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12866 "2015-09-22T00:51:27Z")
So have we gone off the rails or are we all at sea? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12867 "2015-09-22T02:02:52Z")
If **CheshireKat** keeps making these jokes, will we be able to contain 'er? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12868 "2015-09-22T02:09:04Z")
Who would like tickets for my slow boat to the Orient Express? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12869 "2015-09-22T03:15:36Z")
Is it true that Katharine Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart and Peter Ustinov have already reserved cabins? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12870 "2015-09-22T13:57:40Z")
Are you riding the Union Pacific? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12871 "2015-09-22T14:09:21Z")
Does it have spacious box cars? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12872 "2015-09-22T14:58:07Z")
With a Cesarean Berth for Julius? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12873 "2015-09-22T16:28:39Z")
What rhymes with “orange,” anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12874 "2015-09-22T17:49:37Z")
Are you familiar with a character from P. G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves series named Percival Gorringe? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12875 "2015-09-22T17:54:13Z")
Isn’t that a venereal disease? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12876 "2015-09-22T19:13:22Z")
Isn’t that the Russian probe landing sideways on Venus? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12877 "2015-09-23T00:57:48Z")
I thought its mission was to probe Uranus? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12878 "2015-09-23T01:26:57Z")
Looking for Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12879 "2015-09-23T06:01:52Z")
Has the baseline of wit in this thread been identified? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12880 "2015-09-23T13:30:30Z")
Hasn’t it always been 42? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12881 "2015-09-23T13:31:42Z")
But what’s the question? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/12882 "2015-09-23T14:30:57Z")
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