# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1281 "2013-05-02T15:47:33Z")
The big chicken coop or the little one? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1282 "2013-05-02T16:40:33Z")
Are you being egg-regious? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1283 "2013-05-02T16:41:24Z")
**Professor** , just how many eels do you _have_ in your hovercraft, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1284 "2013-05-02T16:47:28Z")
Is that a euphemism or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1285 "2013-05-02T16:48:59Z")
Isn’t this the Monty Python Non-Sequitur Thread? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1286 "2013-05-02T16:52:46Z")
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1287 "2013-05-02T16:54:53Z")
(all together now!) African or European swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1288 "2013-05-03T00:19:16Z")
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1289 "2013-05-03T00:42:32Z")
Why wouldn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1290 "2013-05-03T01:18:31Z")
Have you ever been attacked by a grove of migrating coconuts? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1291 "2013-05-03T01:54:19Z")
Didn’t anyone else translate the Russian in post 1275? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1292 "2013-05-03T12:07:53Z")
Вы говорите по-русски? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1293 "2013-05-03T14:25:48Z")
Isn’t there a board rule that all posts have to be in [English?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7697021&postcount=8) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1294 "2013-05-03T14:35:01Z")
Can you ever forgive me? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1295 "2013-05-03T15:21:44Z")
Forgive or forget? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1296 "2013-05-03T15:40:08Z")
How could you ever forget the time we rode down the glorious streets of Tokyo on laser-equipped crocodiles, wreaking havok everywhere we went? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1297 "2013-05-03T15:42:54Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Вы говорите по-русски? Translated here, [http://translation.babylon.com/russian/to-english/](http://translation.babylon.com/russian/to-english/), as “Do you speak Russian?” In play: Are your laser-equipped crocodiles ever constipated, like mine? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1298 "2013-05-03T15:47:36Z")
Do you have to give yours volcanic suppositories too? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1299 "2013-05-03T16:06:13Z")
Does that make them erupt like Vesuvius? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1300 "2013-05-03T16:11:20Z")
Have you ever seen a no-longer-constipated laser-equipped crocodile streaming down the glorious streets of Tokyo, propelled by a fetid jetstream of its own poo? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=66)