# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 653
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13043 "2015-10-08T00:41:49Z")
Fillmore the merrier? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13044 "2015-10-08T00:59:51Z")
Talking of Presidents, weren’t there two Johnsons in the Oval Office before Bill Clinton arrived? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13045 "2015-10-09T01:45:02Z")
Were Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole both upset when Bill finished first? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13046 "2015-10-10T13:16:25Z")
Didn’t Bill serve in the Oval Office twice, though? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13047 "2015-10-10T17:45:07Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > I haven’t heard that one - how does it go? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13048 "2015-10-10T17:46:39Z")
They served him Ovaltine? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13049 "2015-10-10T20:11:32Z")
Oh, weren’t they older than that? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13050 "2015-10-10T20:23:23Z")
Don’t you know, you’re only as old as who you feel? _(which, ideally, would make me about nineteen…)_ ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13051 "2015-10-11T01:55:28Z")
Is that why you didn’t take that massage job at the old peoples’ home? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13052 "2015-10-11T04:54:07Z")
Did you know around here they say you’re only as old as the girl at the end of your arm? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13053 "2015-10-11T05:19:34Z")
Would that be Five-Fingers Mary? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13054 "2015-10-11T06:02:08Z")
You mean Rosie Palm and her five daughters? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13055 "2015-10-11T15:16:17Z")
You have her on retainer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13056 "2015-10-12T02:30:15Z")
Did you hear the one about the lawyer who asked the dentist to give him a retainer? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13057 "2015-10-12T02:37:12Z")
Did he fill the lawyer’s pockets with gold? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13058 "2015-10-12T02:46:23Z")
Was the dentist’s alibi full of holes, necessitating a cavity search? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13059 "2015-10-12T03:47:00Z")
Does he consider that his crowning achievement? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13060 "2015-10-12T03:56:07Z")
Was he so successful at it that he got on everyone’s nerves? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13061 "2015-10-12T17:39:23Z")
Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13062 "2015-10-12T21:11:16Z")
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