# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13103 "2015-10-19T16:35:22Z")

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Would that put me in Jeopardy!?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13104 "2015-10-19T16:40:57Z")

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Would you rather be on _The Dating Game_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13105 "2015-10-19T19:06:04Z")

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Doesn’t that lead in to _The Newlywed Game_?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13106 "2015-10-19T19:38:51Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> At this juncture, I invite you all into one of the masterpieces of English, and one that us questions-only language-play types will appreciate: the Anna Livia chapter, published at first as a separate book, of Finnegans Wake.
> 
> Rather than steal one of Joyce’s plays on a river name, havalook at this list and hyperlinked index to the lines of text and commentary sorted only on the names of rivers–I forget how many hundreds he weaves through it. (Let alone the additional hundreds of words associated with bodies of water, ports, etc.) It is a tour de force of concentration within this extraordinary work. None of the puns are done without a reason within the (semi)-normal narration and the purpose/point of the double/triple entendres.
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> Anna Livia–the Liffey–is the anima of the book. This chapter is the dialogue of two washerwoman on either side of a brook talking and gossiping about her and everything else under the sun as they wash the clothes of Anna and her husband, so to speak, Finnegan (a choice among their many and fluid (heh) quondam identities.)
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> Anyway, it’s a kick.
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> [Fweets of Fin (\_C,Rivers\_)](http://www.fweet.org/cgi-bin/fw_grep.cgi?i=1&c=1&a=1&b=1&s=_C,Rivers_)

This is not a part of this game, so just make posts that follow the game, okay?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13107 "2015-10-19T19:57:16Z")

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Can’t we play _Can You Wake Finnegan_?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13108 "2015-10-20T00:28:51Z")

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Is that the prequel to _Finnegan Finally Gets Out of Bed_?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13109 "2015-10-20T05:43:43Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> This is not a part of this game, so just make posts that follow the game, okay?

Is this the first Mod Note in this forum’s history? (And ain’t it cool that it follows the rules?)

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13110 "2015-10-20T12:53:45Z")

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Should we bestow honors and glory upon him? Or at least wry kudos?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13111 "2015-10-20T13:17:53Z")

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Rye kudos? What’s wrong with whole wheat kudos?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13112 "2015-10-20T14:26:30Z")

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Shouldn’t we offer gluten-free kudos as well?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13113 "2015-10-20T16:41:48Z")

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Could I have a nutty fudge one, please?

> **[Kudos (granola bar)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudos_(granola_bar))**
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> Kudos was a milk chocolate granola cereal bar produced by Mars, Incorporated. 
> When initially launched in 1986, there were three varieties: nutty fudge, chocolate chip, and peanut butter. Other future flavors would include bits of Mars candy including Snickers, M&Ms, and Dove chocolate. The original formulation of the bar was much more candy bar-like with less focus on the granola, although the original intention was to offer a healthier candy bar alternative.
> The original slogan was "Kudos, I'...

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13114 "2015-10-20T19:26:09Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> This is not a part of this game, so just make posts that follow the game, okay?

Ok, and noted. Just a cite to “a zillion puns on river names for me/you to steal from” next time it comes round…

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13115 "2015-10-20T19:28:25Z")

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Do I get kudos for playing Beethoven rondos?

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13116 "2015-10-21T18:56:32Z")

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As we’ve all posted here, why don’t we all get kudos?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13117 "2015-10-21T20:08:32Z")

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How many kudos could dodos coo if cuckoos did do kudos?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13118 "2015-10-22T02:07:21Z")

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So Leo still has no question?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13119 "2015-10-22T02:14:08Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> So Leo still has no question?

Or maybe I need to keep looking further at later posts? :o

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13120 "2015-10-22T14:15:15Z")

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Did Leo ever even read James Joyce’s Ulysses? Or see Mel Brooks’s The Producers?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13121 "2015-10-22T14:56:28Z")

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Is it Springtime for Parnell?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13122 "2015-10-23T00:00:49Z")

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Did you know I did Nazi that coming?

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