# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 659
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13163 "2015-11-05T03:14:36Z")
Shouldn’t one keep that to oneself? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13164 "2015-11-05T03:20:59Z")
Are you advocating the abolishment of dry cleaners, coin laundries and washer women, um, I mean washer people? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13165 "2015-11-05T03:28:43Z")
Have you ever heard of a washer man? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13166 "2015-11-05T04:03:24Z")
Isn’t he the Maytag repairman? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13167 "2015-11-05T04:59:38Z")
Does his butt crack show when he leans over? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13168 "2015-11-05T16:25:21Z")
Are we talking about Orson Bean again? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13169 "2015-11-06T22:52:30Z")
Doesn’t that sound more like Orson Welles? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13170 "2015-11-07T06:28:24Z")
Didn’t he found Wells Fargo? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13171 "2015-11-07T10:10:02Z")
Why isn’t Wells Fargo based in North Dakota? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13172 "2015-11-07T13:38:33Z")
Why isn’t J. C. Penney’s based in Pennsylvania? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13173 "2015-11-07T14:57:16Z")
Speaking of Penney’s, did you know the one part of a department store that doesn’t move in an earthquake is the stationery department? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13174 "2015-11-07T15:51:33Z")
Have you actually bought a garage at a garage sale? ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13175 "2015-11-07T15:59:36Z")
Who knew that lion-tipping is much more dangerous than cow-tipping inside a garage? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13176 "2015-11-07T16:17:23Z")
Is that amount still 20%? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13177 "2015-11-07T17:58:50Z")
What if you have bad service? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13178 "2015-11-07T18:39:30Z")
Then you wouldn’t have any pregnant lions, would you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13179 "2015-11-07T18:45:45Z")
Have you no pride? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13180 "2015-11-07T19:01:53Z")
Lioness easy for me, don’t you know that yet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13181 "2015-11-07T19:45:15Z")
Won’t you play a simba melody? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13182 "2015-11-07T20:19:02Z")
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