# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13303 "2015-11-25T15:56:17Z")

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Why not try it and see?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13304 "2015-11-25T16:19:37Z")

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But isn’t that how I got in so much trouble last time?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13305 "2015-11-25T16:20:53Z")

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How many ways _do_ you have to get into trouble?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13306 "2015-11-25T16:25:00Z")

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How much time do you have?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13307 "2015-11-25T16:34:17Z")

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Not as much as I have parsley, sage and rosemary – why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13308 "2015-11-25T16:44:58Z")

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Herb made me ask? \* Good ol’ Herbert, gotta love him\*

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13309 "2015-11-25T16:48:37Z")

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Is he trying to curry favor with me?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13310 "2015-11-25T17:04:05Z")

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He just wants to know - is that oregano in the baggie you gave him?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13311 "2015-11-25T17:39:23Z")

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Are you trying to spice up this thread?

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13312 "2015-11-25T18:35:27Z")

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Didn’t Doc’s DeLorean have a vanity plate listing “OUTAFTHYME”?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13313 "2015-11-25T20:33:42Z")

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Can we end these puns by marjoram vote?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13314 "2015-11-25T23:36:32Z")

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Why? Are you chicken?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13315 "2015-11-26T02:17:51Z")

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Are you trying to tikka me off?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13316 "2015-11-26T02:20:28Z")

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Are you in a fowl mood?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13317 "2015-11-26T15:26:22Z")

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Well, it is Turkey Day, innit?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13318 "2015-11-26T15:50:11Z")

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May I give thanks for my Doper friends?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13319 "2015-11-26T15:55:21Z")

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Is it just pot or harder substances?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13320 "2015-11-26T17:52:53Z")

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Pass the mushy lima beans, would you?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13321 "2015-11-26T20:29:32Z")

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You’re not gonna mix it with cranberry sauce, are you?

(Seriously, that stuff is the snot of Satan.)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13322 "2015-11-28T00:07:45Z")

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Who would ruin a nice batch of cranberry sauce?

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