# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 668
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13343 "2015-12-02T04:27:54Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Can I fake it instead? Or is that getting back to sex? I don’t know. CAN you fake it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13344 "2015-12-02T04:51:52Z")
Can I, I mean, MAY I buy a can of that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13345 "2015-12-02T13:41:21Z")
Can, can you do the Can-Can, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13346 "2015-12-02T22:39:12Z")
Do I look French? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13347 "2015-12-02T22:51:39Z")
Are you asking if you look like a butler? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13348 "2015-12-02T23:06:15Z")
Rhett, Rhett, wherever shall I go; whatever shall I do? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13349 "2015-12-02T23:08:47Z")
(Took me a second to get the joke :smack:) Do I look like I give a damn? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13350 "2015-12-03T00:22:22Z")
Dunno, are you a beaver? (Or is this sex again?) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13351 "2015-12-03T00:39:03Z")
Ward, will you have a talk with the boy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13352 "2015-12-03T00:44:09Z")
Isn’t he out breaking windows with Edie Haskell again? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13353 "2015-12-03T02:50:37Z")
Is that why the police were over there? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13354 "2015-12-03T03:09:01Z")
Were they having a reunion? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13355 "2015-12-03T03:17:46Z")
Did they roll out the barrels? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13356 "2015-12-03T06:13:16Z")
Barrels for a reunion of Gordon Sumner, Stewart Copeland, and Andy Summers? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13357 "2015-12-03T06:38:15Z")
Why doesn’t Gordon Sumner join up with Elliot Easton, David Robinson and Ric Ocasek, so they can become the Police Cars? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13358 "2015-12-03T06:47:55Z")
Would their first hit be “Don’t Drive so Close to Me”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13359 "2015-12-03T14:27:40Z")
Or “You Might Think I’m Wrapped Around Your Finger”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13360 "2015-12-03T15:25:22Z")
Would that Sting? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13361 "2015-12-03T16:08:54Z")
Maybe. If it does, are you going to call the Police? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13362 "2015-12-03T16:14:25Z")
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