# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1321 "2013-05-04T23:27:21Z")
Which one would you like me to be? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1322 "2013-05-04T23:31:04Z")
Are you short or tall? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1323 "2013-05-04T23:44:12Z")
Which one would you like me to be? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1324 "2013-05-04T23:46:46Z")
Does it matter what I would want? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1325 "2013-05-04T23:54:08Z")
On the Internet, isn’t everyone made to order? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1326 "2013-05-05T01:41:48Z")
Where do you want to go today? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1327 "2013-05-05T14:28:29Z")
Don’t you know it’s night-time over here? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1328 "2013-05-05T15:05:43Z")
So what? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1329 "2013-05-05T15:08:28Z")
So I can’t very well go anywhere today when it’s now tonight, now can I? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1330 "2013-05-05T15:31:36Z")
Isn’t the concept of day and night relative? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1331 "2013-05-05T17:33:15Z")
Isn’t the song title “Night and Day”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1332 "2013-05-05T18:11:31Z")
What key is it in? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1333 "2013-05-05T20:52:59Z")
What am I, a musician? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1334 "2013-05-05T22:30:59Z")
Didn’t you play lead guitar with Striker and the Rangers? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1335 "2013-05-06T01:07:27Z")
Was the guitar made out of lead? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1336 "2013-05-06T01:24:29Z")
Do you think it would sound better if it were? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1337 "2013-05-06T01:25:49Z")
What am I, an acoustician? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1338 "2013-05-06T01:31:59Z")
Can you fix my hearing aid? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1339 "2013-05-06T02:28:48Z")
Can you hear me now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1340 "2013-05-06T03:25:58Z")
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