# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 671
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13403 "2015-12-12T01:03:30Z")
Both? Neither? Oh, by the way, everybody (who celebrates) get their Christmas shopping done? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13404 "2015-12-12T01:22:57Z")
I only have the wife to shop for, but I’ve not done that yet, because since we have everything we want, it’s difficult to shop, but anyhow could it be that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13405 "2015-12-12T01:35:31Z")
If Santa can fit down those chimneys, can he fit up even smaller holes? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13406 "2015-12-12T01:39:24Z")
Would he jingle all the way? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13407 "2015-12-12T01:53:43Z")
With Schwarzenegger and Sinbad? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13408 "2015-12-12T02:00:10Z")
Are they a couple now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13409 "2015-12-12T02:03:23Z")
Yes, but a couple of what? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13410 "2015-12-12T02:36:47Z")
Past their prime actors? ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13411 "2015-12-12T03:35:48Z")
Are primes past their bedtime? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13412 "2015-12-12T11:13:12Z")
Are they not ready for prime time? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13413 "2015-12-12T13:37:53Z")
Did they drive the Chevy Chase to the Eugene Levy, but found the Levy too dry? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13414 "2015-12-12T15:03:53Z")
Isn’t Don McLean amazing? And amazed that there are websites dedicated to the meaning of American Pie? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13415 "2015-12-12T17:01:18Z")
What meaning? The kid stuck his junk in the pie, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13416 "2015-12-12T17:06:46Z")
Didn’t he say there wasn’t that much to the song besides the plane crash? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13417 "2015-12-12T18:18:30Z")
Well, there are lyrics and a melody, aren’t there? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13418 "2015-12-12T20:44:33Z")
You never heard the discorded instrumental version before? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13419 "2015-12-12T22:50:35Z")
We’re not talking about the kid with his dick in the pie anymore, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13420 "2015-12-13T01:38:42Z")
Wasn’t that Madonna’s version? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13421 "2015-12-13T01:43:25Z")
What are you using “version” as a euphemism for? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13422 "2015-12-13T01:52:50Z")
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