# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 673
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13443 "2015-12-15T15:33:46Z")
How many blonde jokes do you know, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13444 "2015-12-15T15:38:18Z")
They’re sure popular at any party, aren’t they? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13445 "2015-12-15T15:43:49Z")
What did the blonde say when she looked into the Cheerios box? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13446 "2015-12-15T15:46:23Z")
“Oh, look, donut seeds”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13447 "2015-12-15T15:56:12Z")
Wasn’t it Forrest Gump who said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last too long for fat people”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13448 "2015-12-15T16:43:24Z")
Are you reading from some early draft of the screenplay? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13449 "2015-12-16T04:47:11Z")
Are you writing your screenplay from my obscure, but excellent, novel? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13450 "2015-12-16T06:11:29Z")
Are you Winston Groom? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13451 "2015-12-16T07:02:18Z")
Isn’t his real name Marlboro McBride? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13452 "2015-12-16T14:12:51Z")
Oh, you mean Nancy? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13453 "2015-12-16T15:27:09Z")
Are you talking about Sue’s brother? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13454 "2015-12-16T22:24:19Z")
You shot who in the what now? ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13455 "2015-12-16T22:34:54Z")
I know you shot the sheriff, but did you forget to shoot the deputy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13456 "2015-12-17T02:02:53Z")
Why, was he snoring? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13457 "2015-12-17T02:19:27Z")
The sheriff or the deputy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13458 "2015-12-17T02:58:35Z")
The one who wasn’t, was he resisting a rest? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13459 "2015-12-17T14:48:35Z")
Was Barney Fife napping on the job again? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13460 "2015-12-17T15:46:33Z")
Did you know _TV Guide_ ranked him ninth on its 50 Greatest TV Characters of All Time list? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13461 "2015-12-17T18:50:00Z")
TV Guide still exists? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13462 "2015-12-17T21:02:13Z")
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