# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 677
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13523 "2015-12-24T01:59:07Z")
Does he have a Van Dyke beard? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13524 "2015-12-24T02:04:37Z")
Or write stories like Philip K.? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13525 "2015-12-24T02:06:18Z")
Is he tricky? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13526 "2015-12-24T02:21:34Z")
Didn’t he get boned? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13527 "2015-12-24T02:52:08Z")
Why are you all being so hard on him? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13528 "2015-12-24T04:05:44Z")
Could you clarify the thrust of your question? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13529 "2015-12-24T05:28:13Z")
Are we talking about the beaver? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13530 "2015-12-24T14:32:36Z")
Twat did you say? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13531 "2015-12-24T18:22:23Z")
**W** hat was that? Did my puddy tat just say Happy Holidays to everyone? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13532 "2015-12-24T22:08:19Z")
Or did he say Meowy Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13533 "2015-12-25T17:13:30Z")
Does he have Sandy Claws? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13534 "2015-12-25T18:45:18Z")
Does he have three hos? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13535 "2015-12-25T19:37:18Z")
Did he offer to show you his North Pole? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13536 "2015-12-25T19:41:56Z")
Did he offer to go down your chimney? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13537 "2015-12-26T02:02:44Z")
Does Santa have snow balls? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13538 "2015-12-26T14:38:11Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Are you asking if this spud’s for you? This spud’s for you, whether it’s mashed Bake or boiled or fried or simply smashed. Does Barry Mannilow have potato balls? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13539 "2015-12-26T15:37:35Z")
Is it true he wanted to be a juggler but just didn’t have the balls to do it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13540 "2015-12-26T16:05:44Z")
Wasn’t he from Hackysack, NJ? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13541 "2015-12-26T21:03:51Z")
Did you know that he didn’t write “I Write the Songs”? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13542 "2015-12-26T23:05:35Z")
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