# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 681
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13603 "2016-01-02T05:29:16Z")
And will the wizard give me a brain? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13604 "2016-01-02T05:33:13Z")
Are you off to see the wizard? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13605 "2016-01-02T05:41:24Z")
What if I’m unable to find my red sparkly shoes? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13606 "2016-01-02T06:08:37Z")
Maybe a drag queen stole them? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13607 "2016-01-02T06:15:21Z")
The queen of drag races? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13608 "2016-01-02T06:15:23Z")
Maybe you are imagining that I have larger feet than I actually have, to suggest that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13609 "2016-01-02T06:15:55Z")
Is that an Adam’s apple I see? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13610 "2016-01-02T06:19:43Z")
_chunks an apple at your head?_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13611 "2016-01-02T07:43:44Z")
Was my question rotten to the core? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13612 "2016-01-02T15:33:11Z")
Should you be skinned alive? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13613 "2016-01-02T16:09:51Z")
Is Eve ribbing you? ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13614 "2016-01-02T16:20:43Z")
Are you raising Cain? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13615 "2016-01-02T18:51:08Z")
Or are you watching “Raising Hope”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13616 "2016-01-02T22:04:10Z")
Did you write that on a Macintosh? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13617 "2016-01-03T15:35:32Z")
Do lumberjacks enjoy logging in? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13618 "2016-01-03T16:27:58Z")
You mean when they’re not sleeping all night or working all day? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13619 "2016-01-03T16:32:34Z")
Or hanging around in bars? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13620 "2016-01-03T16:34:35Z")
In women’s clothing? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13621 "2016-01-03T16:54:37Z")
Do you have buttered scones for tea? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13622 "2016-01-03T16:56:48Z")
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