# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 689
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13763 "2016-01-21T04:07:54Z")
Why ask why? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13764 "2016-01-21T04:12:57Z")
Que sera, sera? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13765 "2016-01-21T08:33:21Z")
Sarah who? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13766 "2016-01-21T08:36:57Z")
Sarah Simile? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13767 "2016-01-21T10:05:20Z")
Yes, but who was Fulcanelli? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13768 "2016-01-21T21:43:20Z")
Eugène Canseliet? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13769 "2016-01-22T05:20:24Z")
Why pick a different nom de plume? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13770 "2016-01-22T05:24:49Z")
Pensez-vous que je comprends le français ? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13771 "2016-01-22T09:19:31Z")
You call that French?! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13772 "2016-01-22T15:56:29Z")
Would you prefer a creamy Italian? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13773 "2016-01-22T16:23:49Z")
Will someone please page Mr. Chico Marx? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13774 "2016-01-22T21:11:23Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > You call that French?! Are you impugning the good name of Google Translate? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13775 "2016-01-23T01:07:37Z")
Was he the drunk on the old Jackie Gleason show? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13776 "2016-01-23T02:38:18Z")
I thought we were talking about salad dressing? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13777 "2016-01-23T02:49:03Z")
Newman’s Own? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13778 "2016-01-23T03:21:52Z")
Is there any other? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13779 "2016-01-23T03:25:22Z")
What’s the alcohol content of Ranch dressing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13780 "2016-01-23T08:54:54Z")
Who’s been spiking the salad dressing again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13781 "2016-01-23T12:59:44Z")
Newman? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/13782 "2016-01-23T14:53:53Z")
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