# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/121 "2012-12-14T16:11:45Z")
You wouldn’t masturbate with that flashlight, would you? ---
**Author:** ![destineal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@destineal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/destineal)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/122 "2012-12-14T16:18:34Z")
Do you think it will fit? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/123 "2012-12-14T16:21:57Z")
> [@destineal](#): > > Do you think it will fit? Me or you? ---
**Author:** ![destineal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@destineal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/destineal)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/124 "2012-12-14T16:24:57Z")
Why would I care whether it would fit you? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/125 "2012-12-14T16:28:36Z")
How the hell am I supposed to know what you’re ‘in to’? ---
**Author:** ![destineal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@destineal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/destineal)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/126 "2012-12-14T16:51:39Z")
If you really loved me, wouldn’t you make the effort to find out? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/127 "2012-12-14T16:53:25Z")
Are you implying that I’m a selfish lover? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/128 "2012-12-14T19:38:55Z")
Who else would be implying it? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/129 "2012-12-14T20:03:29Z")
Is that a trick question? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/130 "2012-12-14T20:11:29Z")
When do we get to the Happy Ending? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/131 "2012-12-14T20:30:52Z")
Don’t we have to wait for the princess to marry the prince? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/132 "2012-12-14T22:26:09Z")
Does that mean a toad has been kissed? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/133 "2012-12-14T22:42:56Z")
Aren’t you supposed to kiss a frog? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/134 "2012-12-14T23:36:04Z")
You think you’re _sooo_ smart, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/135 "2012-12-15T00:17:11Z")
Duh, what was the question? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/136 "2012-12-15T00:29:30Z")
Does this make me look fat? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/137 "2012-12-15T00:29:53Z")
How should I answer that? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/138 "2012-12-15T00:34:23Z")
Can I ask you to lie to me baby? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/139 "2012-12-15T00:36:08Z")
Are you expecting an honest answer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/140 "2012-12-15T00:36:11Z")
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