# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 707
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14123 "2016-03-10T05:41:03Z")
Do we need to legislate tighter pun control? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14124 "2016-03-10T05:46:41Z")
All the way from Thailand? How long does your legal arm reach? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14125 "2016-03-10T05:51:27Z")
Would I be in danger of losing my appeal? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14126 "2016-03-10T06:47:20Z")
Are you a banana? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14127 "2016-03-10T07:30:21Z")
Maybe I’m the top banana? ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14128 "2016-03-10T08:10:11Z")
Have you ever seen a straight banana? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14129 "2016-03-10T11:26:25Z")
Well…they are kinda fruity, aren’t they? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14130 "2016-03-10T18:13:56Z")
Aren’t they usually hung? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14131 "2016-03-10T18:28:03Z")
By the chimney with care? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14132 "2016-03-10T19:02:45Z")
If they lost their appeal, would that be the start of a slippery slope? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14133 "2016-03-10T20:01:29Z")
Would the judge say, “Thanks a bunch”? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14134 "2016-03-10T22:24:00Z")
Did he have a grape time? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14135 "2016-03-10T22:37:09Z")
And if Siam Sam is the top banana, then who’s the bottom? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14136 "2016-03-11T14:42:00Z")
If you miss the fish and hit the bottom of the barrel , is that a crap shoot? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14137 "2016-03-12T04:29:12Z")
> [@PoppaSan](#): > > If you miss the fish and hit the bottom of the barrel , is that a crap shoot? If you hit the fish is it a crappie shoot? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14138 "2016-03-12T05:04:08Z")
If it makes you smile is that a happy shoot? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14139 "2016-03-12T05:08:03Z")
And if you crap a barrel of fish, what is that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14140 "2016-03-12T13:11:51Z")
How about a barrel of monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14141 "2016-03-12T15:31:37Z")
Wouldn’t they go for the top banana? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/14142 "2016-03-12T15:52:11Z")
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