# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1401 "2013-05-08T12:18:23Z")
Why don’t you just send him along with the luggage like I do? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1402 "2013-05-08T12:31:09Z")
Will he fit in a duffle bag? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1403 "2013-05-08T12:35:35Z")
Do you have just the basic Igor or did you get the deluxe one with rhinestones? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1404 "2013-05-08T12:46:25Z")
Did they have those styles at the Evil Henchmen R Us store? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1405 "2013-05-08T12:47:41Z")
Haven’t you been there since they remodeled? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1406 "2013-05-08T13:19:41Z")
Didn’t you hate what they did with the red chintz and mohair? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1407 "2013-05-08T13:23:14Z")
Red chintz and mohair? Didn’t you recognize Susan? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1408 "2013-05-08T13:32:36Z")
Would he sing ‘My Humps’ again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1409 "2013-05-08T13:46:50Z")
Haven’t you heard that he won’t ever sing that again because of what happened to [pause for exaggerated dramatic effect] Molly? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1410 "2013-05-08T13:50:22Z")
The same Molly that I saw at the Evil Henchmen R Us store? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1411 "2013-05-08T13:55:29Z")
Were you aware that she has an evil twin? (Well, an even more evil twin.) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1412 "2013-05-08T14:19:23Z")
Don’t we all? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1413 "2013-05-08T14:20:46Z")
Aren’t you part of a vast clone army? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1414 "2013-05-08T14:26:20Z")
Well, have you ever seen a half-vast clone army? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1415 "2013-05-08T14:41:32Z")
Now, how am I supposed to top that one? (applause) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1416 "2013-05-08T14:44:42Z")
With a cherry? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1417 "2013-05-08T14:47:33Z")
Are you Bing Maraschino, master cherry juggler, or did you leave him at home? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1418 "2013-05-08T14:49:51Z")
Have you ever tried juggling cherries? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1419 "2013-05-08T14:52:43Z")
It’s the pits, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/1420 "2013-05-08T14:55:24Z")
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